the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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