ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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