Sry I called you an 8
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
