do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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