i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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