butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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