I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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