so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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