I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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