puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
foreskin is a definite game changer
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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