Duck Duck Cougar?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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