What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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