woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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