Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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