Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry cathew hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

so explain again why im purple

(617): View more from Massachusetts

no

Fav 10 2221 958
share tweet
(513): View more from Ohio

WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

Fav 17 1022 5626
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(440): View more from Ohio

do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?

(1-440): View more from Ohio

you should probably use water

(440): View more from Ohio

i dont have any

Fav 33 6305 1137
share tweet
(647): View more from Ontario

Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.

Fav 28 1553 10166
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.

Fav 6 3289 1089
share tweet
(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

Fav 34 17974 2088
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(970): View more from Colorado

Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

Fav 9 4358 1263
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.

Fav 1 762 521
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.

Fav 1 175 70
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT