So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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