as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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