I'm still looking for things to do to get back at my ex- fiance. So far I've just fucked his best friend and I'm thinking of letting the air out of his tires and possibly fucking his band-mates. Any other ideas?
And believe me the son-of-a-bitch deserves the worst I could ever throw at him and then some.
And cheers to you 9.17. You are my hero.
Bitch cheated the next day she walked out of school to a burning box of her crap on the roof of her car and a note informing her I was dateing her best friend :)
Cheating asshole exes deserve plenty of punishment. Good job, 9:17.
1:51... slit his tires, sabotage his friendships, befriend his family, oh, and steal a key and get a copy made. Endless possibilities. :)
He cheated, I burned everything to a lump of black on the gravel. And then used all the passwords and PINs he had been too dumb to keep to himself and sabotaged his life. It wasn't personal; he needed to learn a lesson... like stop being a giant hypocrite.
Okay. Maybe it was a little personal.
My ex fucked around on me with my boss. Not only did he fuck around on me but now I get see her everyday knowing that she fucked him and if I smack a ho I'll get fired. So I burnt a bunch of his shit and bought an urn that's identical to the one his grandma is in. I set them on his kitchen table with a note that said "Good luck , hope grandma doesn't become collateral damage of your chronic fuck ups like me. Choose wisely.". I almost feel bad cause I really liked his grandma.
6:44, you deserve it for wearing uggs, you probably have less brain cells than boobs and no personality.
This text is hilarious, I burn all that shit or throw it out the window, except what I want to keep. Jewelery can always stay.
5:13. Everyone here has now left dumber from reading your supid ass story. in no way did you, or your shitty story have a point. may God have mercy on your soul.
well, i pissed on my ex's clothes, took all of his money, failed all of his online classes, broke his laptop in half, broke his xbox, threw his shoes out the window, smoked all his bud, and fucked his best friend.
...but trust me that piece of shit deserved it.
I just waited until the cheating whore got home at 2 AM. Then I very loudly, informed her neighborhood what a cocksucking whore she was. Then I promptly ran out of gas two houses into my burnout. Walk of shame's got nothing on the walk infront of a bunch of pissed off friends of the whore.
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