jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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