end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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