Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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