8:39 is my man!
I can already imagine what the people who post these texts will be like in ten years. Fat, employed at Mcdonald's, chronic liver problems....oh wait, that probably describes them now.
When is this site going to just be simplified to "you were so drunk that you did something wacky" and "look at me I'm drunk and it's daytime". Seriously this is worthless. All you have to do is make up some retarded thing that falls under these 2 outlines and the mods, who have the sense of humor of a wet towel, will post it
Did you hear about the Jewish kid who asked his dad if he could borrow five dollars??
His dad says "Four dollars!?! What the hell do you need three dollars for?!?"
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