you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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