Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
