3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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