Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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