U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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