exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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