physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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