Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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