do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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