I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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