I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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