new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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