what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think your dad took our porno
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
