So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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