am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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