The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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