Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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