Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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