dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Shame - the story of my life.
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