i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
How does it feel to date your dad?
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