There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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