I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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