Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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