I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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