Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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