OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
