Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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