I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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