well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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