i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
if only i could text you this smell
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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