Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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